you have nothing better to do
you have a quota
you ran out of donuts
your wife's mad at you
you've had a bad day
you are bucking for a promotion
you are trying to make up for bad performance levels in the past
and maybe worst of all...
you couldn't get a real job
you have a quota
you ran out of donuts
your wife's mad at you
you've had a bad day
you are bucking for a promotion
you are trying to make up for bad performance levels in the past
and maybe worst of all...
you couldn't get a real job
Also, don't say he can't stop you because you're two laps ahead.
ReplyDeleteOh Kim! That's better than anything I've heard! Thanks!
DeleteOr "That depends on how long you have been following me"
ReplyDelete"No, I don't know how fast I was going officer, I guess that makes two of us!" There should also be a list of things that children in the car should not say to the nice policeman, such as 'its okay officer, he does this all the time.'
ReplyDeleteI'm going to make this a post right now! All credit to you, of course... what a fun list!
DeleteI once used, "Because you thought you recognized me from high school." Still got a ticket but he laughed.
ReplyDeleteJesse you forgot to add the coffee to the donuts. ;)
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